Look at the bad ads

The first ad below fails for any number of reasons: Diction, font choice, line spacing, pointless copy. See if you can pick out what I mean.
























This next ad is just plain silly; it is laden with cliches and bad puns. Their positioning line is "Delivering more than your package." I assume they mean every package comes with an old dog
























The ad below may simply be the worst ad ever written and designed. How many errors can you spot?